Much as I love this beer I doubt I could have matched Maurice Healey in a boozing contest |
‘Lager seems to owe
its otherness to the method of its fermentation. When after the last war I was
trying to get beer for the troops in Germany I got one letter which spoke of
“our by-a-special-process-top-and-bottom-fermented-beer.’ I felt it must be
good with a description like that; and I ordered a consignment. It was
good. English beer, on the other hand, is
apparently only fermented form below. Also, hops are supposed to play a large
part in English beer; I do not think that lager contains hops, but it usually betrays the presence of
more than a touch of garlic. I know of no scientific reason why lager
should demand icing to be served in
perfection, while English draught beer is undoubtedly harmed if its temperature
is brought down to anything below what would be described as coo. Our beers are
more potent, also; ‘One over the right’ is a phrase to indicate drunkenness,
whereas I have myself put away 31 litres of German lager in one
twenty-four hours, without being conscious of any evil effect. I may add that
this statement so shocked the editor of The Listener that he twice cut it out of my contributions to a
teetotal controversy in the columns of his paper. But there is really nothing
to it. The late Father Tom Finlay, one of the wisest of men, once told me that
when he as a young Jesuit went to Munich to pursue his studies, the Master of
Novices addressed the young arrivals in friendly warning: ‘You will like our
beer,’ he said; ‘and you will perhaps be tempted to drink more of it than is
good for you, not knowing its powers. Well, I would counsel you to set yourself
a limit, and not to exceed that. You may not know what limit to set yourselves;
my own limit is 17 litres a day, if that will serve you as a guide.’ So I think
that a tourist on holiday at a more mature age need not be ashamed of having
merely doubled this minimum.’
I'd say that has utter bollocks stamped all over it. Sounds like the anecdotes you hear from the typical "beer expert" perched on a bar stool.
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ReplyDelete31 litres of anything in 24 hours, even water, would have some 'evil effect'
19th century American newspapers were filled with similar sorts of clams about how "lager beer" was non-intoxicating.
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